Some Funny Quotes

It’s been a long time since I updated with some funny quotes from the kids. I try to jot them down in my phone, so I won’t forget.  Some of these are pretty old (the Brown County one is almost a year!), but they still make me smile.  Enjoy!

  • Mommy:  What is that letter?
  • Bryson:  Pew (combo of P and Q)

And one time from when Bryson was sick…

  • Mommy:  Tell the diarrhea to go away.
  • Bryson:  Are you pre-kidding me?

And this one happened one night after we put Bryson to bed…

  • Daddy:  What are you doing?  (after Bryson changed out of his pajamas into shorts, undies, and his swim shirt)
  • Bryson:  I’m getting ready for Brown County!

And the one time Bryson was playing with glow sticks in the car after church…

  • Bryson:  Watermelons and rainbows!  It’s like watermelon and rainbows!
  • Mommy and Daddy:  Whaaa?

And the time we went to Skyline before the Red’s parade…

  • Waitress to Bryson:  I like your shirt!  Who are you going to see today?
  • Bryson:  The CHICAGO Reds

And the ice cream incident…

  • Nick and I went upstairs to put Mya to sleep and left Bryson downstairs to play.  Nick went downstairs a little later to find Bryson letting Kizzie lick a half gallon container of vanilla ice cream from the freezer, which he got out himself.
  • Nick:  Uh Bryson, what are you doing?
  • Bryson:  Mommy said I could do it.
  • Nick:  She did? (in disbelief)
  • I later came down and confirmed that I did not say he could do this.  We talked to Bryson about asking before he does things like this.  Bryson then had an idea…
  • Bryson:  I have a great idea!  Next time we go to Graeter’s, we can buy some more ice cream:
  • Nick and I:  Uh-huh…

And the one time we were swimming on vacation and I took my hair tie out in the pool…

  • Bryson:  (very concerned) Mommy, you took your pony tail out in the pool?  You have to get it back!  I don’t want you to lose it!  (he was actually pretty upset, but I showed him it was still there)

And finally one from Mya.  She isn’t saying a ton of funny things yet, but I have a feeling there may be more in the next update….

  • Daddy:  Mya, where do you want to go for lunch?
  • Mya:  MUFFIN!  (with a huge grin)
  • I have no idea where this came from, but Bryson thought it was hilarious!

And finally some silly pics to go with the silly quotes…

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